The St. Carlo by Mary Milagros

Stop losing clients to a bad website.

A professionally designed, fully custom website, written, built, and launched for you.

For coaches, consultants, creatives, service providers & local businesses.

One-time purchase Free hosting No subscriptions
★★★★★ "Done in a week. And I'm obsessed with it." — Founding Client
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Sage & Stone Wellness website by The St. Carlo
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Every site is one of a kind

Custom design. Not cookie-cutter.

Every St. Carlo site is designed around your brand, your colors, and your audience. Here's a taste of what's possible.

Sound familiar?

You've been meaning to deal with your website for how long now?

  • You cringe a little every time someone asks for your link.
  • You've started a Squarespace or Wix site three times. Never finished.
  • Agencies quoted you $3,000. $5,000. $8,000. For three pages.
  • You know you need a website. You just don't have the time, the eye, or the patience to build one yourself.
Now
yourbusiness.com
After
goldenhourphotography.pro
Professional website by The St. Carlo
5–7
Business days
3
Custom pages
$0
Monthly fees
Content updates

You don't need a $5,000 agency.
You don't need another DIY template.
You need someone who just handles it.

Imagine this

What if your website made people say yes before you even got on the call?

  • Someone asks what you do. You send them your link. And you feel good about it.
  • A potential client visits your site and thinks, "She's the real deal."
  • You finally put your URL in your email signature. And you're proud of it.
  • Your website works while you sleep. Answering questions. Building trust. Making the sale before you even show up.
  • You add a new testimonial to a spreadsheet and it shows up on your site. That's it. That's the whole update process.
Meet your designer

Hi, I'm Madeline.

I couldn't afford a developer, so I became one. Taught myself HTML, CSS, and JavaScript building my first website, went back to school for my BS in Software Development where I trained in C++, Java, and React, and worked my way up to VP of Marketing and Technology.

Along the way I rebuilt our company website three different times, jumped into every department, and wore every hat. Now I do the same thing for solopreneurs who need a site that actually looks like them.

I've been where you are. Staring at a blank WordPress template at midnight wondering why this is so hard. It doesn't have to be. That's why I built this.

Former VP, Marketing & Technology BS in Software Development Featured in NYT, Glamour, Rachel Ray
The honest comparison

Three ways to get a website. Only one makes sense.

DIYAgencyThe St. Carlo
Cost$0 + your sanity$3,000–$8,000$297
TimelineMonths (if ever)4–8 weeksDays
CopywritingYou figure it out✓ Included✓ Included
Custom design✗ Templates✓ Custom✓ Custom
Monthly fees$16–$40/moVaries$0 forever
You update content✗ Pay per edit✓ Google Sheet
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I kept telling myself I'd get to my website 'next month.' Two years later, Madeline had it done in a week. It looks like I spent thousands. And I actually want people to see it now.
— Founding Client
After hours

What happens when a web designer
watches too much TV

I build fictional websites for fun. Click any card to explore the full, working site. Each one is designed for a TV character who deserves a better online presence.

Moira Rose
The Rose Academy of Dramatic Arts
Schitt's Creek99% match
Red velvet curtain reveal, orchestral Web Audio swell, cursor spotlight, wig gallery, and a vocabulary enrichment program.
"What you did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramatic. But it was also wrong." Bébé approved.
Don Draper
Sterling Cooper Creative Agency
Mad Men97% match
1960s broadsheet newspaper layout with film projector countdown, vintage classified ads, and a telegram-style contact form.
"If you don't like what's being said, change the conversation." Built with Bodoni Moda on aged paper.
Sophia Petrillo
Sophia's Sicilian Catering
Golden Girls96% match
Chaotic polaroid corkboard layout, hand-scrawled type, tilted photos, drag-scroll quotes, and an order pad with ruled lines.
"Picture it. Your website. 2026. It finally doesn't look like garbage." Sauce wisdom included.
Violet Crawley
The Dowager Countess Foundation
Downton Abbey98% match
Heritage maximalist with ornamental borders, heraldic crests, gilt-edged sections, and withering commentary on weekends.
"What is a 'weekend'?" Features the Grantham family crest and a devastating FAQ section.
Abed Nadir
Filmmaker / Meta-Narrative Consultant
Community94% match
Five TV channels: CRT terminal, screenplay, fake OS desktop, horror, and infomercial. Konami code unlocks a talk show.
"Cool. Cool cool cool." Features darkest timeline glitches and a Greendale commercial break.
Latte Larry's
The World's Most Spiteful Coffee Shop
Curb95% match
Trendy LA coffee shop with split-screen hero, horizontal scroll menu, spite-fueled promises, and an ongoing fire investigation.
"Pretty, pretty, pretty good coffee." A beautiful website for a place that no longer exists. Both buildings burned down.
Cramblin Duvet
Cramblin Duvet Advertising
Detroiters92% match
Detroit hype agency with Woodward Ave marquee, retro VHS case studies, spinning logos, and a CEO who screams at the sky.
"We will make your business FAMOUS." Features the Chrysler Building obsession and genuine Detroit love.
More Coming Soon
The queue is growing...
Frasier30 RockThe Office
Frasier Crane, Liz Lemon, Michael Scott, and more. All getting the full treatment.
Follow along as we build the most unnecessary portfolio of fictional character websites ever created.
Everything you need

What's included in The St. Carlo

01

3-page custom website

Home, About, and Services/Contact. Designed around your brand, not a template.

02

Professional copywriting

Words that sound like you, written to convert visitors into clients.

03

Mobile responsive

Looks beautiful on every device — phone, tablet, desktop.

04

Stock images selected

Professional imagery chosen and placed to match your brand.

05

Contact form

A working contact form that sends inquiries straight to your inbox.

06

Basic SEO

Title tags, meta descriptions, and structure so Google can find you.

07

Content you can update

Edit text, testimonials, and services through a simple Google Sheet.

08

Video walkthrough

A personal recording showing you exactly how to update your site.

09

Free hosting

Your site is live at no monthly cost. No subscriptions. No hidden fees.

How it works

Four steps. You do one of them.

Fill out the intake form

About 20 minutes. Tell me about your business, your vibe, and what you need.

I design your site

Custom layout, copy, images, all designed around your brand and your audience.

Review & refine

I send you a preview. We tweak anything that needs adjusting.

Go live

Your site launches. I connect your domain and send a walkthrough video.

Most sites are delivered in 5–7 business days.

Founders pricing

The St. Carlo

$997
$297

One-time payment. No subscriptions.

  • 3-page custom website
  • Professional copywriting
  • Mobile responsive design
  • Stock images selected & placed
  • Contact form setup
  • Basic SEO settings
  • Google Sheet CMS (update your own content)
  • Personal video walkthrough
  • Free hosting
  • Delivered in 5–7 business days
Claim Your Spot

⚡ You'll receive your intake form within 24 hours of purchase.

Optional add-ons

Care Plan $29/moExtra Page $97Domain Setup $25

Not ready yet? Join the interest list and I'll let you know when spots open up.

Zero risk

Love it, or it's on me.

If you're not happy with your website within 30 days of delivery, I'll work with you to make it right or refund you completely. No contracts, no fine print.

From founders who got it done

They stopped putting it off.

★★★★★

"I'd been putting off my website for over a year. Madeline made the whole process painless, and the result is stunning."

— Founding Client

★★★★★

"Now I actually put my URL in my email signature. That's how you know it's good."

— Founding Client

★★★★★

"It looks like I spent thousands. The fact that I didn't is my favorite secret."

— Founding Client

Questions

Good questions. Straight answers.

Custom. Every site is designed from scratch around your business, your brand colors, your audience, and your content. No two St. Carlo sites look alike.

No. You fill out an intake form (about 20 minutes) and I write all the copy for your site. You'll review it before launch and we'll refine anything that doesn't sound like you.

Most sites are delivered in 5–7 business days after you submit your intake form. Timelines may vary depending on complexity and revision rounds.

No. Hosting is free. No subscriptions, no surprise invoices. If you'd like ongoing support, minor edits, and priority access, the optional Care Plan is $29/month, but it's entirely optional.

Additional pages are $97 each at founders pricing. Most solopreneurs find that Home, About, and Services/Contact covers everything they need.

Yes. Your content lives in a Google Sheet. To update text, testimonials, services, or FAQ, you just edit the Sheet and refresh your site. I include a personal video walkthrough showing you exactly how.

If you have one, I'll connect it. If you don't, I can help you get one set up (about $12/year). Domain setup assistance is a $25 add-on.

If you're not satisfied within 30 days of delivery, I'll refund you completely. No risk, no contracts, no fine print.

Full transparency

The St. Carlo isn't for everyone.

  • You need e-commerce, a booking system, or complex integrations
  • You need more than 15 pages or a content-heavy blog platform
  • Your business requires custom web applications or member portals

But if you're a solopreneur who needs a clean, professional online presence that just works, you're in exactly the right place.

Stay in the loop

Not ready yet? No pressure.

Drop your email and I'll let you know when new founding spots open up or if the price changes.

Let's do this

Your business deserves a website that matches how good you are.

Stop hiding behind your Instagram. Stop apologizing for your online presence. Get a website you're actually proud of.

$997 $297 founders price · or 3 × $107
Claim Your Spot
$997 $297 or 3×$107
Claim Your Spot